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Beach Please T-Shirt — "Beach Please I'm Dead Inside" Retro Beach Graphic Tee
Soft, lived-in cotton meets a wry sense of escape. This garment-dyed tee carries a relaxed, heavyweight feel that settles in like a slow afternoon on the sand. A vintage-style beach graphic — palm trees, umbrella, lounge chair and the cheeky headline “Beach, Please I’m Dead Inside” — sits comfortably on the chest, blending sun-faded color and subtle texture from the post-construction dye. It drapes loose over the body, wears in beautifully after every wash, and becomes the go-to layer for anyone who prefers dry humor with their downtime. Wear it to low-key beach days, travel weekends, or those slow mornings when you’d rather stare at the horizon than your inbox. This tee speaks to people who value comfort, a soft palette, and a little sardonic levity in everyday wardrobe moments.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in a wide range of colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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