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Beach, Please T‑Shirt — "I'm Dead Inside" Funny Ghost Beach Tee
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee blends dry humor with laid-back beach vibes. A slouched ghost lounges under an umbrella, sunglasses askew, while the caption reads “Beach, Please... I’m Dead Inside.” The vintage-inspired colors and soft, broken-in feel make it one you’ll reach for on slow weekends, post-beach coffee runs, or when you want to keep your mood wry and low-key. The heavyweight cotton holds the print well and the tubular knit gives the silhouette a clean, boxy look that layers easily under a worn flannel or pairs with cutoff denim for a salty, ironic summer fit.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight fabric
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched edges for longevity
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, available S–4XL in many colors
- Sewn-in label and heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² construction
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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